What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:03

Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
Dr No
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd